ROYALLY PISSED Rhys Meyers
• King 12-step: Lippy Irish hunk Jonathan Rhys Meyers checks into rehab for alcohol problems. Since when do the Irish consider drinking a problem?
• Free Willie: His Royal Highness Willie Nelson escapes jail time after pleading guilty to marijuana possession.
• View to a kill: TMZ reports that Rosie O'Donnell will announce that she's leaving The View this morning.
• Young Hollywood high on mom pants: Some of Hollywood's hottest starlets are sporting high-waisted pants. First prescription drug habits, then this. What's next, mini-vans?