This Just In: Couric Rules the Gutter!

TWO DRINK MINIMUM Couric

Who ruled the Gossip Index this week? RadarOnline.com tabulates, and the winner is ...

Katie Couric: Five mentions. The tabs bestowed Katie Cougar with a fresh nickname to go with her new younger man, 33-year-old triathlete Brooks Perlin. Hopefully his ripped physique can take the edge off her plagiarized video essay on CBS's website.

That's not the only flack Ms. Cougar's getting this week. Ex CBS News-er Bernard Goldberg slams Katie's egregious salary in his forthcoming memoir Crazies to the Left of Me, Wimps to the Right. At least Katie can take comfort in the fact that the world knows her winking colon is polyp free.