These Were the Last Five Days Of Our Lives

WHO YOU CALLIN' 'MO? Washington • Candace Bushnell promoted injectables.

• Teenaged rockers exploded in the Hamptons.

• We learned the plot lines for Canada's newest hit sitcom, Little Mosque on the Prairie.

• A bunch of jobs opened in Star's Boca bureau.

• You got to know Kate Middleton and Chelsy Davy, the objects of Prince William and Prince Harry's respective desires.

• Katie Couric played dress-up.

• "Entertaining guru" Jennifer Rubell and her boyfriend Daniel Kim's custody battle got ugly and very, very public.

• HarperCollins threw Judith Regan's publishing imprint into the remainder bin.

• HBO planned a pilot for a political talk show featuring Time.com blog queen Ana Marie Cox and comedian Marc Maron called The Gaggle.

• Don't pick up The Hitcher—or take a ride with its writer, Eric Red.

• Atonement author Ian McEwan had a weird couple months.

• Dane Cook—or someone playing him in cyberspace—went off on a blogger.

• Britney Spears had a Jew jones.

• Who did Bill O'Reilly hate more, liberal judges or children who enjoyed their abduction and molestation (or himself?)

• After the latest Hollywood catfight dogfight, Dr. Burke was diagnosed with a mortal case of homophobic bravado.