The Week-est Links

What must-read stories slipped through the cracks this week? RadarOnline.com asks proprietors of guilty pleasure blogs and obsessive news aggregators what's in their browser history.

Meet Jesus Martinez, or as you better know him, drunkenstepfather.com, "the best website on the Internet that no one visits," he says, like in the way no one officially visits massage parlors with happy endings. His site features zits-and-all paparazzi pics and often NSFW shots "to lure people like you into the site to read stories of my past, my social observations, and my current life"—many of which involve his love of strippers. God bless America ... and Jesus's Week-est Links:

"Trendmill.com, the American Idol of DiY fashion, speaks to somebody named Sarah Morrison who is involved in the L.A. hipster scene, and her valley girl video made me laugh."

"This is a dance competition that went down and Vice covered It. I am not the biggest fan of Vice, but I am a fan of asses been shook proper."

"This is embarrassing to admit, but this lame joke made me laugh. It's called the Maternacord."

"Here's a video of wild child Bijou Phillips dancing for a Stuff magazine shoot. She's shaking her ass in lingerie and there's nothing wrong with that."

"Here's an attachment for your toothbrush that turns it into a vibrator."

"This is the ongoing saga I am having with a girl we caught stealing a bike."