The Lohans Rally 'Round Linds
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
12-STEPPIN' Lohan mends fences
• Temporary cease-fire: With Dina and Michael Lohan's divorce proceedings at a close, bored and sober Lindsay calls for family togetherness.
• Barring arrest: Ever-coy, ever-lame MTV lets slip a "surprise" announcement: Britney, bless her, is performing live at the 2007 VMAs!
• After School Special: Disney braces for the scandal that could maybe possibly (probably) be a birthday-suited Vanessa Hudgens.
- Johnny Depp's Longtime Pal, Legendary Rock N' Roll Guitarist Jeff Beck Dead At 78
- Prince Harry & Meghan Markle’s Tell-All Netflix Series Delayed To 2023 After Attacks On ‘The Crown’
- Dianne Feinstein Refuses To Retire Before Her Senate Term Ends In 2024 Despite Colleagues Arguing She Is 'Mentally Unfit To Serve'
• GOP: Not cool, man: Larry Craig continues to pretend that a decision to un-resign means he'll get to keep his job.
• Broverloaded with emotion: Love à la brode.
• Schooling fools: The FBI issues itself some self-hugs for discovering the hidden underworld of corruption in New Jersey.