The Hulking Wisdom of Ted Stevens

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Even before the FBI raided his home on Monday, Republican Alaska Senator-for-now Ted Stevens was guilty of fashion crimes. Most notably, he's known for wearing a necktie with the Incredible Hulk on it to demonstrate his seriousness when discussing important issues in the Senate (such as opening up the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to oil drilling). Referred to around the halls as "Crazy Uncle Ted" or "The Strom Thurmond of the Arctic Circle," Stevens is now neck deep in an ongoing corruption investigation involving bribes and some very timely additions to his home.

So while the FBI's busy sifting through his personal effects, Radar presents some his best, nuttiest quotes after the jump.