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Hills: Party Fouls, Foul Parties

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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JOCK-COCK BLOCK? LC, Steph (Photo: Getty Images) Radar online promotions and biz development dynamo David Cho says I'm a little hard on The Hills. And, you know, maybe he's right. Some weeks, all I can imagine is Lauren Conrad's bank account rolling over a cool $75,000, or the development office at USC trying their damndest to scrub Whitney Port from alumni records. But not this week, friends. Because this week, some social business got truly SORDID.

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At Fashion School we find out that it's Stephanie Pratt's birthday. Lauren asks if she can bring Doug. "You have a guy in your life?" asks Stephanie. Yes, a guy. AN ATHLETE, NO LESS! STEPHANIE'S FAVORITE KIND OF GUY! On The Hills, Stephanie's interest is the equivalent of a gun over the mantle in the first act of a Chekhov play. It is going to, metaphorically, go off. (The foreshadowing continues as Doug and Lauren meet at a creperie called Creperie. She tells him about Steph's party. If I may mangle a Chris Rock joke about late night visits to ATMs: have you ever been to a creperie in L.A. for anything positive?)

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