The Hills: Chronicle Of A Beef Foretold

SOME HAVE BEEFNESS THRUST UPON THEM Frankie, Lo (Photo: MTV) In this special Sunday episode of The Hills (Why God, why? Oh, right.) our colorful cast of characters goes to celebrate Frankie Delgado's birthday in Las Vegas. You know—Sin City, Viceland, Michael Phelps' personal petting zoo. You're damn right we're going to run that one into the ground. --Ed.

Anyway, they get there on recently-dumped Doug's private jet. And why not? As Lauren Conrad knows, the best part about letting a spineless rich guy down easy is then catching a ride on his jet. Audrina and Justin Bobby will not be aboard because of some awkward off-screen occurrence at Goa. The details are sketchy, but Audrina presumably decided that no amount of money or fleeting reality fame was enough to—in that moment—deal with any of L.C.'s bullshit.