The Fall of the House of Usher
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
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• Nuptial news: Usher cancels his wedding to his older, pregnant fiancée, while Steve Martin—Inspector Clouseau mustache and all—weds his younger fiancée in a surprise ceremony.
• Smart money: Portly blogger Perez Hilton pens a piece in the London Mirror about Hollywood's betting ring on who will die first: Paris, Britney, Lindsay, or Nicole.
• Bombed again: Lindsay Lohan's I Know Who Killed Me stands to become the new Showgirls. Few saw the movie after it opened this weekend, and even fewer liked it.
- Tragic One Direction Singer Liam Payne Dead Aged 31 After Horror Hotel Balcony Plunge: Celeb Tributes Pour In as Images Emerge of Smashed Up Hotel Room Strewn With White Powder and 'Drugs Foil'
- Family of Menendez Brothers Beg for Convicted Killers' Freedom in Press Conference Three Decades After Brutal Murders: 'They Were Failed By Their Parents!'
- BREAKING: Jailed 'Sex Beast' Sean 'Diddy' Combs Hit With Another Wave of Horrific Lawsuits — Rapper Accused of Drugging, Raping, Sodomizing and Threatening to Murder Multiple New Victims
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• No Ike day: The Mayor of St. Louis decides that it would not be in his city's best interest to deem Sept. 2 Ike Turner day. Something about him being a wife beater.