The Fall of the House of Usher
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
I DON'T Usher
• Nuptial news: Usher cancels his wedding to his older, pregnant fiancée, while Steve Martin—Inspector Clouseau mustache and all—weds his younger fiancée in a surprise ceremony.
• Smart money: Portly blogger Perez Hilton pens a piece in the London Mirror about Hollywood's betting ring on who will die first: Paris, Britney, Lindsay, or Nicole.
• Bombed again: Lindsay Lohan's I Know Who Killed Me stands to become the new Showgirls. Few saw the movie after it opened this weekend, and even fewer liked it.
• No Ike day: The Mayor of St. Louis decides that it would not be in his city's best interest to deem Sept. 2 Ike Turner day. Something about him being a wife beater.
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