The End of Sex as Rich Politicians and I-Bankers Know it

STREET WALKIN' CHEETAHS Wicked website, Ashley (inset) Every day this unemployment crisis thing gets a whole lot real-er—just ask your local neighborhood fancy [expletive]. In the wake of the Eliot Spitzer scandal (RIP, E.C. VIP), booty boutiques are being shut down left and right, and [expletive] jockeys are being displaced from the penthouse back to the grizzled streets of their forebearers. One Kristen Davis, not the boner popsicle-licking star of film and screen, mind you, but madam of Wicked Models in New York City, has been arrested and faces charges of money-laundering and promoting prostitution. The ho den shuttered, her gals, who are said to fetch $1,600 an hour, are now left to hawk [expletive] freelance, or else post their "Ivy League-educated, multilingual cover girl" skills on monster.com. Some neighbors, however, blame the victims: "They were pretty girls, nothing special.... These guys were getting ripped off. A DVD is much cheaper." Probably, but we have an economy to support, stupid. NYDN