The End of Sex as Rich Politicians and I-Bankers Know it
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
STREET WALKIN' CHEETAHS Wicked website, Ashley (inset) Every day this unemployment crisis thing gets a whole lot real-er—just ask your local neighborhood fancy whore. In the wake of the Eliot Spitzer scandal (RIP, E.C. VIP), booty boutiques are being shut down left and right, and cock jockeys are being displaced from the penthouse back to the grizzled streets of their forebearers. One Kristen Davis, not the boner popsicle-licking star of film and screen, mind you, but madam of Wicked Models in New York City, has been arrested and faces charges of money-laundering and promoting prostitution. The ho den shuttered, her gals, who are said to fetch $1,600 an hour, are now left to hawk ass freelance, or else post their "Ivy League-educated, multilingual cover girl" skills on monster.com. Some neighbors, however, blame the victims: "They were pretty girls, nothing special.... These guys were getting ripped off. A DVD is much cheaper." Probably, but we have an economy to support, stupid. NYDN
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