PLEADING CONTENDERS Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern (background)
• Closure?: A judge has ordered DNA tests for all the potential fathers of Anna Nicole's daughter Dannielynn. Even you.
• Best in Show: Dog the Bounty Hunter and his buxom wife Beth were given an award from Hawaiian lawmakers for being the best big-haired crime fighters on the islands.
• But does it kill kittens?: According to a Salt Lake City court, Proctor and Gamble does not worship the devil.
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