POP QUIZ HOT SHOT Terror bus
• Sit down, shut up, or die: Members of extremist groups have signed up as school bus drivers, but "parents and children have nothing to fear."
• Anna Nicole BD test imminent: Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern are preparing to take a fast-approaching paternity test. Don't ask how.
• 50-shot margin: Three NYPD officers are indicted for killing unarmed Sean Bell on his wedding eve—an honest mistake within the "margin of error," says Michael Palladino, head of the Detectives Endowment Association.
• Ho that thought: Alleged D.C. madam, Deborah Jeane Palfrey, 50, cannot sell her 15,000-name list of Capitol Johns, a judge says.