The Thug Edition
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
• One lump or 200?: That prick Suge Knight's back in the weeds with John Q. Law. Assault and drugs, don't ya' know!
• Back in business: Alaska's most bribe-taking-est Senator, Ted Stevens, handily won his Republican re-election primary bid today, stomping out a couple of losers who should be really embarrassed. Up next, sigh, a Democrat.
• You could never get in anyway: Jay-Z, he's a rapper, has sold his 40-40 Club in Las Vegas.
- Cruel ‘Baywatch Curse’ Claims Another Victim: Show Star Michael Newman Killed By 'Heart Complications’ Aged 68 — After Declaring Terminal Illness Gave Him ‘Wisdom’
- Royal on the Run: Desperate Prince Harry 'Battling to Escape Clutches of Diva Duchess Wife' – Even When He's Flying Solo Halfway Across World
- Justin Bieber at Center of New Mental Health Scare as He Posts Video Tribute to Tragic Liam Payne Six Days After Boybander's Death: 'You're Allowed to Cry and Break'
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• Grounded in reality: Diddy, he's a vodka and zit-cream salesman, has grounded his jet citing high fuel prices and is now flying commercial. When you see him, say hi.
• DMX, you moron: DMX, he's a criminal and an idiot, cussed at the judge presiding over his bond hearing. Hence no bond awarded.