CHOOSE YOUR OWN MISADVENTURE L&S The tabloids seemed to answer a phantom challenge this week—construct a narrative that involve the following elements:
• Angelina Jolie wears a pregnancy revealing black dress to the film Independent's Spirit Awards on February 23.
• Angelina and Brad Pitt do not attend The Night Before charity Oscar party also on the 23rd despite being listed as "hosts" along with Brad ex-er Jennifer Aniston, thus averting the first meeting of Angelina and Jen since Angie snagged Brad.
• Jennifer Aniston attends said charity party
• George Clooney must be present
• Utilize at least one gynecologist currently not treating anyone in the story
• Must use quotes from at least three "onlookers"
• Must include at least two alliterative phrases
Life & Style: An onlooker reports that Angie was purposely turning sideways on the red carpet to showcase her "baby bump," and Gyno Randy Fink, who's seen Angelina Jolie in the movies, says she's four months preggers.