Suge Knight Assailant Cops to Using Pipe

the 5'10," 173 lbs. barber who did the inconceivable and knocked out Suge Knight, the 6'3," 315 lbs CEO of Death Row Records, gave his first interview to Thisis50.com. His name, as far as we can ascertain, is "Young Rez, bitch;" he says "it feel good, it feel real good" to get punchy on Suge. He also says he used a pipe, which only slightly diminishes his accomplishment. Asked if he's currently fearing for his life, Young Rez replies, "Not really." Ignorance, we suppose, is bliss. Nahright

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