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Kill Your Guitar Heroes

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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ROCK IT FROM THE CRYPT Tyler • Spicy reply: In response to our earlier item about the Onion sounding the death knell for Aerosmith, story editor Todd Hanson responds: "The Onion most certainly did not make an error in our reporting ... It also clearly quoted Aerosmith's Steven Tyler claiming the band had no intention of allowing this to happen. Clearly, their inclusion on the new Guitar Hero shows that Tyler has made good on his claim and that Aerosmith is here to stay. The only further statement the Onion has at this time is that some sweet-talkin' mama with a face like a gent said our get up and go must've got up and went."

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