• Stern speaks: Howard K. Stern says in court that Anna Nicole Smith threw her body over the body of her son, Daniel, when he died and said, "If Daniel has to be buried, I want to buried with him."
• Current, boring: KFTY-TV in Santa Rosa, California, isn't big enough to be tracked by Nielsen. Nor does it make money. So cost-cutting Clear Channel suits figured they'd fire the reporter staff and ask citizen journalists to program the station. Didn't Al Gore invent this model?
• Digiholics Anonymous: Now you can be like Britney, Lindsay, et al, and go to rehab, even if your only problem is checking your e-mail.