Texas Sorority Girl Rushes Vaughn

CLASS ACTION Vince, sister

Star: The Vaughniston break-up is getting uglier by the second. Instead of flying to L.A. to spend Thanksgiving with Jen, Vince allegedly got drunk and shacked up with a Texas sorority girl in Budapest (here on Facebook, she's #2). First Jen loses her studly husband to an Oscar-nominated actress, and now she loses her frumpy boyfriend to an Alamo Theater Arts Council Globe Awards nominee.

<a href="http://ok-magazine.com/" target="_blank"OK!: A "Britney Exclusive" informs that Ms. Spears's friends and family are upset about the excessive partying since her divorce. They long for the days of stability, wholesome family fun, and wearing underwear that her marriage provided. For some reason, we're reminded of a certain blind item.

Us: Not only is the family concerned for young Brit, they are staging an intervention with her dad at the helm.

Life & Style: The codgers at OK! and Us need to lighten up. Britney was just taking some time to have fun—it's not like she has any other responsibilities. Plus, Angelina Jolie is ready to become Mrs. Jolie-Pitt, making Brad ready to move on.

In Touch: Taking a break from the frivolous, In Touch delves into the question of the perceived drug use of starlets. Unnamed sources and attention whoring doctors will surely shed much needed light.