Star Jones' Mom Totally Cursed Out Barbara Walters

YOUR MOTHER KISSES YOU WITH THAT MOUTH? Jones Surgically diminished television personality Star Jones, blogging at the Huffington Post, rises to the—God, do we really have to do this? Really? Deep sigh. Okay.—defense of Bill Clinton and his recent remarks against Barack Obama. Bringing it down to a level that everyone can understand, Star relates an anecdote from her own travails to show how the former president was only trying to be protective of Hillary.

"She supported Bill ... and now he's supporting her. That's what family does. Trust me ... you don't want to know what my mother said about you-know-who when I left The View. I can't even repeat it on television without getting fined by the FCC ... and that was just a TV show."

We do want to know, we do! Any guesses?