UTTERLY RIDICULOUS PETA protest • Squeal! To protest animal cruelty, PETA puts a naked pregnant woman on all fours in a cage in London, simulating both a mother pig in a farrowing crate and the ultimate fantasy for knocked-up, bondage fetishists.
• Fin: New Line Cinema is dead. Long live New Line!
• FBI hunts down wrong honkies: Turns out that the photos the FBI has been circulating in its manhunt for elusive Boston crime boss James "Whitey" Bulger and his girlfriend were in fact an innocent German couple. Germans, mafiosi, whatever.
• 30-minute hipster: Food Network star Rachael Ray (she's got Battles in her iPod) is hosting a showcase at this year's SXSW festival featuring the Stills and Holy Fuck. Holy fuck!
• Li'l part: Pint-sized rapper Bow Wow has signed on to play a wannabe thug in the upcoming movie Driving Lessons. If it goes well, he's up for the role of Kross in the Kris Kross biopic.