Fetus Shills for PETA
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
UTTERLY RIDICULOUS PETA protest • Squeal! To protest animal cruelty, PETA puts a naked pregnant woman on all fours in a cage in London, simulating both a mother pig in a farrowing crate and the ultimate fantasy for knocked-up, bondage fetishists.
• Fin: New Line Cinema is dead. Long live New Line!
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