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• Gimme art: Though she has been formally invited by one of her dancers, Britney Spears has yet to RSVP to the premiere of "Just Britney"—an exhibit of more than 30 pieces of art inspired by her.
• Pop culture quiz: Beginning October 1, 2008, a new immigration test that includes such existential questions as "What Does 'American' Mean?" will go into effect.
• The passion of the Rudy: Angered by attacks on his scandalous personal life, Rudy Giuliani turns the tables and accuses his dissenters of not living up to Christ's rule of letting he who is without sin throw the first stone.
• Go directly to jail: Former Lost star Michelle Rodriguez has been ordered to apologize for her violation of the terms of her probation, or else face the maximum jail sentence.