• Isaac dishes: Britney Spears's latest ex, Isaac Cohen, claims the newly single Britney Spears is not over her marriage and is trying to get there with all-night sex romps and dysfunctional behavior of various varieties.
• You go to war with the animals you have: It's no secret that soldiers are hard to find. Now, it's no secret that they're being replaced by dolphins and handcuff-wielding sea lions. Their task: to defend the coast from swimming terrorists, evil Arab sea mammals, and the dreaded Wholphin.
• Chia tits: Japanese scientists have developed a stem-cell treatment that allows women to grow their own breast implants.
• A V-Day gift for her: Australian men are being encouraged to save their ladies some grief and get a snip-snip down below.