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Bar Rafaeli: Is Leo DiCaprio's Israel-born main squeeze responsible for the decline of values in the promised land? Lady members of Israel's parliament are up in arms because of a sexy feature sponsored by the Foreign and Tourism Ministries in this month's issue that spotlights scantily clad former Israeli servicewomen. According to the Daily News, "The officials figured that Maxim readers wanted to live the Leo DiCaprio fantasy and find a girlfriend just like ... Bar."

Naomi Campbell: The world's most famous cell phone hurler is making a career out of being a psycho hose beast. She's slated to appear in a Dunkin Donuts commercial angrily tossing a shoe through a window.

John Travolta: The Hairspray star is taking a page from fellow Scientologist Tom Cruise's playbook by denouncing psychotropic medication. Travolta says, "If you analyze most of the school shootings i.e., Columbine, Virginia Tech, it is not gun control, it is psychotropic drugs at the bottom of it."