It's merman: Did Jennifer Aniston know her new boyfriend, Paul Sculfor, once made a high-quality sex tape with topless mermaids? (Also: Anulfor? Sculiston?)
• The Last Temptation of Graydon: At guest editor Bono's urging, Graydon Carter stoops to putting the leader of the free world on his magazine—along with 20 other movers and shakers for the Africa issue.
• Topless gun: Having been shunned by the military for her Playboy spread, former Air Force instructor Michelle Manhart strips yet again—this time to help boost the morale of the troops and 14-year-old boys.
• Jesus, Joseph, and Mary!: German nutjob jumps the Popemobile.