Something Fishy With Aniston's New Man
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
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It's merman: Did Jennifer Aniston know her new boyfriend, Paul Sculfor, once made a high-quality sex tape with topless mermaids? (Also: Anulfor? Sculiston?)
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