TICK, TICK, TICK Spears
• True Hollywood intervention: According to Britney Spears's former BFF and assistant Felicia Culotta, it's just a matter of time before Brit checks into rehab. Star magazine chimes in with a Britney Rehab Watch poll.
• Hanger-on still hangin': Bobby Trendy takes a little time off from his post-acid-fugue interior design duties to thank (we think) Anna Nicole for making him famous and for "supporting four people by baring her breasts and genitals for men and women."
• It's not you, it's me...: With this handy American Idol kit, now you too can arm yourself with the proper smarmy phrases needed to reject someone.
• Stop your sobbing: MIA pop star and he-man Liam Gallagher has called Robbie Williams out for not sucking it up and for being a "drama queen."