Shore Up Your Dates in the Britney Rehab Watch
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
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• True Hollywood intervention: According to Britney Spears's former BFF and assistant Felicia Culotta, it's just a matter of time before Brit checks into rehab. Star magazine chimes in with a Britney Rehab Watch poll.
• Hanger-on still hangin': Bobby Trendy takes a little time off from his post-acid-fugue interior design duties to thank (we think) Anna Nicole for making him famous and for "supporting four people by baring her breasts and genitals for men and women."
- Tragic One Direction Singer Liam Payne Dead Aged 31 After Horror Hotel Balcony Plunge: Celeb Tributes Pour In as Images Emerge of Smashed Up Hotel Room Strewn With White Powder and 'Drugs Foil'
- Family of Menendez Brothers Beg for Convicted Killers' Freedom in Press Conference Three Decades After Brutal Murders: 'They Were Failed By Their Parents!'
- BREAKING: Jailed 'Sex Beast' Sean 'Diddy' Combs Hit With Another Wave of Horrific Lawsuits — Rapper Accused of Drugging, Raping, Sodomizing and Threatening to Murder Multiple New Victims
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• It's not you, it's me...: With this handy American Idol kit, now you too can arm yourself with the proper smarmy phrases needed to reject someone.
• What, no rehab?: The NBA has promptly spanked Tim Hardaway's behind for his recent homophobic rant, banning him from making any All-Star appearances. Plus, no more small-ass towels.
• Stop your sobbing: MIA pop star and he-man Liam Gallagher has called Robbie Williams out for not sucking it up and for being a "drama queen."