Sex In London

SHAGGING AND THE CITY Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Catrall, Sarah Jessica Parker, Parker's hat (Photo: Getty Images) • Rhymes with "City": The Sex and the City movie premieres in London. Sarah Jessica Parker wears a ridiculous hat. The flick gets two stars out of five in its first review.

• For a good time call: David Lauren, supposedly uninvited Jew boyfriend to Lauren Bush, reportedly spent the weekend picking up phone numbers in Connecticut while his girlfriend was at the big fat Republican wedding in Texas.

• No detox for two: Newlywed Beyoncé Knowles is rumored to be pregnant. Why else wouldn't she be doing a "Def Jam detox"?

SURE, THERE'S MORE: A shitty seat; an electric car; a designer embryo!