Sean Avery on the Sean Avery Movie

YOU KISS YOUR OLD LADY WITH THAT MOUTH? Avery Professional hockey player Sean Avery leads something of a charmed life. The former New York Ranger, who is so irritating to play against that the NHL was forced to implement a rule essentially making it illegal to act like Sean Avery, signed a four-year, $15.5 million dollar deal after the season with the Dallas Stars. A devout clotheshorse, Avery spent this summer working as an intern at Vogue, where he was surrounded by what he describes as "some of the most beautiful and best-dressed women in New York." (Memories which he seemingly filed away ) Now, his life storybook life is set to become fodder for a Hollywood movie. A romantic comedy, even!