Screech Flirts with a Whoopin'

• The next David Hasselhoff: If there's one thing reality-show producers are great at it's showing footage of a contestant like, say, Dustin "Screech" Diamond mouthing his way up to the brink of a beatdown. Clip NSFW for language.

• Xenuphobia: Close TomKat confidant and fellow L. Ron-ist Jada Pinkett Smith dispels rumors that Katie Holmes is Tom Cruise's prisoner.

• Right on: Hollywood might seem like a huge Leftorium, but it's got its righties too. Like Adam Sandler and Kelsey Grammer, both of whom donated money to Rudy Giuliani's campaign.

• Do not adjust your set: One third of Americans have a negative view of Katie Couric.