Scooter Libby Trial, The Home Version
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
Life is so unfair. A top Bush administration aide is on trial for perjury, and only 12 people get to decide his fate? What ever happened to democracy, dammit?
But wait! With the official verdict form after the jump, you too can cast a vote in the trial of I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, former chief of staff to Dick Cheney and leaker of CIA agent Valerie Plame's identity.
Have fun. Mix it up. Think Libby is guilty of obstruction of justice but innocent of making false statements to the FBI? Want to see one count of perjury stick and the other slide off? Just make an "X" in the appropriate blanks. Stage your own trial at home to see if Pops will send Scooter to the clink or if Moms will ground him like she grounded you after your prom night shenanigans.
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Or you could always mail your completed form to:
Clerk's Office
United States District Court
for the District of Columbia
333 Constitution Avenue, N.W.
Washington, D.C. 20001
Full form after the jump!