STUMPED McCartney on Larry King
• No leg, no problem: Heather Mills McCartney, who's gearing up for her stint on Dancing With the Stars, explains the precautions she's taking with her prosthetic leg. "It's very unlikely my leg is going to fly off ... I'll have a strap on, which I wouldn't normally in every day." Um, yeah. We've heard.
• Scientology is so '06: A Chicken Soup for the Soul writer is recruiting celebs for her new religious sect, The Secret, which preaches that individuals can alter reality through positive thinking. Actresses Emmy Rossum and Rebecca Gayheart are totally into it. Note: Neither has worked in five years.
• Model ban: The city of Santa Monica removed ads for Tyra Banks's America's Next Top Model after residents complained that the show is disrespectful to women. "Even America's next top models aren't safe anymore," a CW spokesman said.
• Gamma, Gamma, Gimme All Your Money, Bitch: Two smiling young sorority-looking gals held up a Georgia Bank of America wearing big, black Nicole Richie-esque eyewear. Allegedly unarmed, the two passed the teller a threatening note demanding dough.