ScarJo and Natalie: 'The Hot Knishes'?

FOR THE LOVE OF YAHWEH Scarlett, Natalie Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson have been dutifully doing the rounds as they promote their bodice-ripper of a film, The Other Boleyn Girl, out this week. They fawned over each other on the Today show, donned dominatrix gear for W, and have played up their good-girl/bad-girl personas to the max. We get it, Natalie's the smart vegan who went to Harvard, and, um, dated Moby. Scarlett's the curvy babe Woody Allen's been perving over who once claimed she didn't believe in monogamy.

But as it turns out, an earnest Portman can in fact give good interview.