Sacha Baron Cohen's Enhanced Unit
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
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• Special packing: Shocker! Sacha Baron Cohen padded his man-pack for Sweeney Todd (on his own initiative), affirms odd obsession with how he looks down there.
• Ironclad idiots: Two ass hats interrupt a Hillary Clinton campaign stop, screaming "Iron my shirt" at the senator. Hill handles the moment with grace (and zero tears), quipping, "Ah, the remnants of sexism, alive and well."
• Hundred Years War II: Larry Birkhead, baby daddy to Anna Nicole (may she rest in peace), dukes it out with his former lawyer over lingering legal fees from his custody battle for Dannielynn.
• Across party lines: Former Secretary of State Colin Powell says he is "taking joy" in Obama's success.
• Fear factor: Nicole Richie is scared of childbirth. Yeah, us too. Doesn't mean we're about to try and pop one out.
- Tragic One Direction Singer Liam Payne Dead Aged 31 After Horror Hotel Balcony Plunge: Celeb Tributes Pour In as Images Emerge of Smashed Up Hotel Room Strewn With White Powder and 'Drugs Foil'
- Family of Menendez Brothers Beg for Convicted Killers' Freedom in Press Conference Three Decades After Brutal Murders: 'They Were Failed By Their Parents!'
- BREAKING: Jailed 'Sex Beast' Sean 'Diddy' Combs Hit With Another Wave of Horrific Lawsuits — Rapper Accused of Drugging, Raping, Sodomizing and Threatening to Murder Multiple New Victims
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