First Sarah Palin Biopic Details Announced
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
A HEARTBEAT AWAY FROM DOUBLE-DILDO PENETRATION Palin portrayer Lisa Ann So that Hustler skin flick starring a "Sarah Palin lookalike?" The company sent out a press page with more details about it. (You can read the first scene from the script here, which is 100 percent genuine and not in any way made up even though it appears to be an obvious parody and contains enough elements of satire in it that even the densest of observers would logically assume that it was a fantastical creation.) It's called Nailin' Paylin. It stars a sexy MILF! Bill O'Reilly is also spoofed in it. You can read the full release (hahaha, get it?) below. This looks like it's going to be the best vice president-themed porn this year. It's certainly gonna be way better than Vivid's forthcoming Ridin' Biden, the screenplay of which is a complete plagiarization of British video nasty Kinnock Thin Cock. Anyways:
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