Much like the Republican party itself, we've decided to mine Sarah Palin for every bit of interest we can get out of her. So here's an interview with her parents, conducted by Harry somebody from CBS? Maybe he hosts their morning show, which we guess is still on? He's got a kind of creepy phone-stalker voice. Anyway, Ma and Pa Heath! They are adorable! They can also see Russia from home! They seem to have a good sense of humor! They assure you that their daughter "won't fabricate things or exaggerate things. She'll tell it the way it is." If only Palin herself were able to spin that line as confidently as her dad does. Still, they seem nice enough. Which is apparently all it takes these days.