AERIAL HUNTRESS Todd and Sarah Palin (Photo: Getty Images) Now that the brie-eating, Chablis-drinking media elite is on the ground in Alaska, undoubtedly trying to get around by staring into their iPhone Google Maps, they are really laying in to the odd behaviors of poor Sarah Palin! (Meanwhile, back on the elite coasts, no less than Dick Cavett has blasted Palin and McCain. "Watching a woman, slight of build and full of pizazz so thoroughly bedazzle a vast audience is entertaining," he wrote. "Something chimed in my memory when she brought that crowd to its feet with frantic and worshipful cheering. Ah, yes. I had seen it all before. It was Judy Garland at The Palace." Holy smokes!) But what has the liberal media in Alaska learned about Palin?
• For one, she sued the federal government to prevent them from declaring polar bears to be endangered—even as she hid Alaskan scientists' findings that the bears were in big trouble. She hates polar bears! What else?