NOT HOLDING Limbaugh
But he'll continue to retain water indefinitely: Rush Limbaugh says, "I feel liberated, and I'm going to tell you as plainly as I can why. I no longer am going to have to carry the water for people who I don't think deserve having their water carried."
Cosby mystery settlement: Bill Cosby and Andrea Constand have reached a settlement in Constand's lawsuit that claims the actor drugged and sexually assaulted her in 2004. "Ms. Constand and Mr. Cosby have resolved their differences, and therefore the litigation has been dismissed," Cosby's flak told Reuters. Now he can go back to being a role model.
Speaking of role models...: AP reports that Michael Jackson is planning to perform his creepy classic "Thriller" at the World Music Awards next week.