Rudy Takes 'America's Mayor' Pitch to UK
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
THE FACE OF AMERICA? Rudy (Photo: Getty Images)
• Sir Rudolph: In London, Giuliani proclaims, "I'm probably one of the four or five best known American in the world." Though he names Bill and Hillary as potential members of his self-conceived international circle, the honorary Sir Rudolph leaves out the current president and J.T.
• O'Reilly the Emasculating: In response to the taser seen 'round the world, Bill O'Reilly affirms, "I've been tasered for a story, and all I can say is: He is the biggest wimp in the United States of America.... And I don't say that with any kind of bravado." UF student Andrew Meyer's likely response: "Don't call me a wimp, bro!"
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