...THE TRAIL OF DEAD Harry (Photo: Getty Images) When we heard that Prince Harry had been serving on the front lines in Afghanistan, we were pretty skeptical that the gangly ginger was actually exposed to any real violence. Then news broke that he'd wasted 30 Taliban and suddenly his manly feats became more, well, manly. Sure it's not the 81 kills that John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) tallied in Commando, or even the 37 that Ash Williams (Bruce Campbell) offed in Army of Darkness. But it is enough dead bad guys to make Prince Harry the 51st most murderous Hollywood action star of all-time, with more kills than even Tony Montana and Maximus Decimus Meridius. Now that's something the Queen can be proud of.