• Shee-sh!: Mom-zilla Cindy Sheehan threatens to waste a ton of money in a congressional challenge to Nancy Pelosi if the Speaker doesn't introduce articles of impeachment.
• Unacceptable: An abortion-rights group claims that every evangelist's favorite future candidate Fred Thompson lobbied for the pro-choice group 16 years ago. Despite proof to the contrary, Thompson denies it.
• Chick fight: Head Claymaniac Clay Aiken scuffles with a woman on an airplane and gets a visit from the FBI for his trouble.