Clemens Can't Keep The Rocket in his Pants
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
PUTZ Clemens (Photo: Getty Images) Roger Clemens is going to need to come up with a better defense to accusations that he lied about using steroids than, "I am a consummate family man who doesn't lie or cheat about anything." From the way things are shaking out, it's unclear if Roger has any female friends he didn't try to fly around the country on his private jet and sleep with at one point. In addition to country singer Mindy McCready, real estate agent Angela Moyers, some yet-unnamed ladies, and the wife of ex-pro wrestler Brutus 'the Barber' Beefcake (she actually shot him down), the Daily News is now reporting that Clemens had a relationship with Paulette Dean Daly, the ex-wife of drunk golfer John Daly.
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