CHOOSE OR LOSE Brett, Daisy and Ambre (inset) After Sunday night's excruciating 90-minute mega episode, the Rock of Love 2 abomination we couldn't help but watch has finally come to an end. In this last set, sensitive former Poison frontman Bret Michaels managed to find his true rock of love while sporting an unprecedented number of bandannas and shamelessly promoting his new album, which will undoubtedly have super-star guest remixes of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" and the poetic "touch my backstage pass, ride my limousine" ROL theme song.
As a regular viewer might have guessed, the winner of the trashy slut-off that concluded in Cancun, Mexico, (at some resort whose name and logo escapes us) would be the last girl to flash Bret with her pantyless beaver. Ready girls? Go!