Rhymes DWI Inspires 1,000 'Busta' Puns

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• Busta'd: Hip-hop cops charge rapper Busta Rhymes (née Trevor Smith) with driving while intoxicated in Manhattan.

• More "friends" for Obama: Barack gets a Secret Service detail—the earliest ever assignment in a presidential race.

• Paris prison sex tape forthcoming: L.A. prosecutors want Paris Hilton to be jailed for 45 days after violating the terms of her parole following an alcohol-related reckless driving conviction.

• Mo' problems: Brandy Norwood, former star of Moesha, is being sued for an undisclosed sum by the husband of Awatef Aboudihaj, whose wife was killed in a car accident involving the singer-turned actress.

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