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SELLING OUT GAYS? Stone at L.A.'s annual gay pride celebration

Sharon Stone: The blonde bombshell is off to Dubai to raise awareness, and hopefully some cash, for AIDS victims. The rub? The United Arab Emirates doesn't exactly look kindly on homosexuality. According to the Daily News, gays in Dubai are subject to "arrest, imprisonment, and deportation." Sharon's rep says Stone "doesn't condone oppression of any kind."

Rick Santorum: The deposed über-conservative Pennsylvania senator and known gay-hater Rick Santorum is looking to become the next Michael Moore. Santorum is reportedly in talks with Passion of the Christ honcho Steve McEveety to make a movie about Iranian immigrants, one of whom becomes a terrorist. Maybe he's just trying to be remembered for something other than a certain frothy mix.

Tom Cruise: It's reverend Tom to you lowly Thetan unclears out there. Since Tommy has achieved the highest level of clear in Scientology, he might be performing a wedding for one of the church's richest constituents, Australian billionaire James Packer.

Tory Burch: Never get between a Manhattan matron and her trendy shoe purchases. At the Burch sample sale recently, fisticuffs broke out between women hankering for ballet flats and tunics at cost. A store manager, trying in futile to establish authority, snapped at one shopper, "Never come back—you and your little kids are never welcome here again!" Watch out, Mr. Manager. Upper East Siders will shank you in a heartbeat for a deal on a trapeze dress.

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