THE FINGERNATOR Arnold • Former Virginia Gov. and presidential pullout Mark Warner said he's not running in '08 so he can spend more time with his wife, but sources told Radar he was fighting off a bimbo eruption.
• Bush isn't the only person Arnold Schwarzenegger was linked to, and a check of his buried digit in a classic photo proved it.
• If you buy a house from Realtor-to-the-stars Fredrik Eklund (aka Tag Eriksson from The Hole, the gay porn version of The Ring), you might get a call saying you'll be gay in seven days.
• Witnesses told Radar that Tara's scarier now that she's "sober"—in a crying-drunk kind of way.
• Radar covered the breaking news of Yankees pitcher Cory Lidle and his flight instructor and took you inside the Manhattan buiding where they crashed and died.
• We also introduced you to Mel Gibson's pederast party pal.
• Kissinger, now half-blind and narcoleptic, is at least friendlier with 43 than he was with 41.
• After a $315,000 pledge by Brangelina fails to materialize at a Namibian preschool, we called bullshit.