MOVE OVER W -- CONDI IS GETTING HER OWN MOVIE

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice will have a movie next Thursday,

just in time for her 54th birthday on November 14th.

In a film touted as the first 'Musical Docu-Tragi-Comedy,' 31 year-old

Devin Ratray (Home Alone, The Surrogates) attempts to win the Secretary

of State of his dreams.

With advice from notables like Entourage's Adrian Grenier -- who

suggests, "You have to find a way into a more tender part of her" --

Ratray comes face-to-face with people from Rice's past, few of whom

addressed those rumors that he is wasting her time, given her reported

personal interests. (According to The First Post from December 3,

2007, Rice "was completely out as a lesbian" when she was Provost at

Stanford.)

Ratray knew his pursuit wouldn't be easy. According to Condoleezza's

former friend Rick Upchurch -- former wide receiver for the Denver

Broncos, who she saw while attending the University of Denver -- it's

not easy pursuing a woman "who chose power over love."

The film was completed despite the Bush administrations attempts to shut

it down. Even Karl Rove wanted to pull the plug a week before production

began.

"While filming in D.C. we were raided by the State Department whose

agents (allegedly) left a bug under our table," believes Sebastian