PURPLE REIGN Prince
Prince: The fresh-scented tiny terror is going to earn a reported $3 million dollars for seven performances at the Hollywood Roosevelt hotel. Since Prince is now a devout Jehovah's Witness, what does Jesus think about this latest development?
Jessica Simpson: J.Simp was spotted wearing a Rolling Stones T-shirt in SoHo. That's intriguing, because earlier this year in an interview with Elle, Jessica confused a photograph of Stones frontman Mick Jagger with Jim Morrison. Potato, potah-to; Mick Jagger, Jim Morrison; Chicken, tuna; what's the difference?
Mötley Crüe: Should a bunch of people who have admitted to shooting up Jack Daniels really be on their high horse about Paris Hilton? On their website, the Crüe slams the New York Times for writing about Paris. "Why is the NY Times wasting space talking about Paris Hilton's petition to keep her out of jail for drunk driving?" Motley asks. The Crüe wants you to "sign the petition to throw Paris in jail and tell the Times to support real artists, real musicians, real actors, not porn stars." Real artists like Mötley Crüe.