Prince Harry Goes To War
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
LOADED AGAIN Harry (Photo: Getty Images) Manly news from Drudge today. In a World Exclusive (********), the site revealed that manly Prince Harry (he's the ginger one who was dating the blonde floozy one), is doing manly war things in manly Afghanistan, and has been kicking Taliban booty since December. So that explains why we haven't heard any fun tit-grabbing, shot-chasing, Nazi-garb-wearing news out of the UK lately. Harry, their chief export in badass-ness has been serving his country.
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Drudge apparently broke a news blackout on the story, going against the British media, who were sworn to secrecy in order to protect Harry's life. And, naturally, the news shark is proud of putting the dauphin in the line of fire.