Prince Azim, Dean of the D-list

PRINCE OF HOLLYWOOD Azim, with friend

Ask Brunei's Prince Azim for advice with the ladies and he'll give you two words: cash money. Or at least that's the impression you'll get from the $40,000 goodie bags he's giving away at his b-day party. Azim is celebrating his 25th year with a celebrity crowd including Pamela Anderson, Jerry Hall, and, of course, Jacko, whose attendance comes with a $10 million price tag.

The lavish spread of party favors, which include a voucher for a safari in Kenya and a full dental makeover, might call into question the motives of those attending Azim's bash. Then again, with flown-in mega-guests from around the world (Belinda Carlisle, Dionne Warwick, etc.), the gala is more of a has-been haven than The Surreal Life.