GOOD DIETER Beckham • I'm okay, you're okay. Really: Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham wants you to know that there's a difference between having an eating disorder and just being really disciplined about your diet.
• Clean sweep: In a move that recalls The War of the Roses, Paul McCartney clears out the priceless art pieces from estranged wife Heather Mills's villa and changes the security codes, according to the Sun.
• Wait, isn't this show called The Surreal Life?: Nobel Prize winning physicist Tara Reid will might possibly join Harvard-educated economist L'il Kim and new U.N. Ambassador K-Fed on UK's Big Brother. We are so there.
• 2006 celebrity crotch shot compilation: A NSFW collection of private parts to help you celebrate the end of the year... And civilization.